AUTOTEST 18th JULY

[RabM]

YOUNG ALEX ORR WAS TODAY SEEN LEAVING WORK WITH SOME NEW LIGHTS FOR THE HORNED MINI. HIS CUNNING PLAN IS FIT TWO SPOT LIGHTS TO THE FRONT AND REAR,FIT RED LENSES ON THE HEADLIGHTS,TINT THE WINDOWS AND FIT WIPERS TO THE REAR SCREEN.
THIS IS ALL IN HIS BID TO FOOL BIG SCOTTY ON THE REVERSING TESTS AS HE HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO FIND COGS FOR A WHILE NOW.

ANYWAY NOT TO WORRIED ABOUT OTHERS FOLLOWING THIS TREND AS APART FROM AN OLD VOLVO THERE CANT BE MANY REVERSIBLE CARS LIKE THE HORNED MINI, THAT THEY FOLDED THE DRAWING IN HALF WHEN THEY DESIGNED IT.

[Callum aka Dippet1]

Sorry des, Citroen said we must use a mazda toilet with electric flush, only way they would release us from the contract. Robbie the horned mini is a weapon, infact a little tune up and i'm sure its a micra beater the scandi flicks alex was trying were a thing of beauty i say.

[teamcam]

WELL IF THAT IS THE CASE YOU WILL FEEL..........AND PROBEBLY SMELL THE FULL FORCE OF THE TIMEKEEPER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

NEWSFLASH!!!
ALEX ORR REPORTED TO BE PAYING ALOT OF ATTENTION TO THE OFFICE CHAIR IN BIG SCOTTY THE TIMEKEEPERS OFFICE SO ROBBIE YOU MAY BE RIGHT WITH WHAT HE HAS PLANED, A CENTRAL MID MOUNTED BLUE OFFICE CHAIR IN THE HORNED INIM MUCH LIKE THAT OF A JCB DIGGER FOR QUICK TURNAROUNDS. THE OLD STEERING WHEEL OUT THE TIMEKEEPERS FOCUS RS DIESEL HAS ALSO WENT MISSING.
ALL THIS IS GOING TO MAKE MY ASHTRAY LOOK AS MODERN AS A JOHN PLAYER SPEICAL!!!!!

[evorr13]

It is true that i have been making some changes to the horned mini! I cant say exactly what tho due to my contract with the Horned Mini Wrc team... but what i can say is the office chair idea is top secret!